Someday, we'll forget the pains that caused the tears and why we cried. We would finally realize that the secret of being free is not revenge but letting things unfold in their own ways and that life is simply a blank book. After all, what matters is not the first but the last chapter which shows how well we run the race. So smile, laugh, forgive, believe and love over and over again. Keep dreaming. Keep loving. God bless us all.

Hope is on Alaska

Kung magpapatalo ang Alaska, para naman silang hindi Professional team kung ganon, ayaw nilang kalabanin Bmeg pero, strategy din yung matuturing eh, taktika para nga naman hindi na sila mahirapan makakuha ng championship siguro kahit bmeg pwede 'din gawin yun haha, pero dahil tayo ang mapapahamak dahil sa gagawin nila 'di agad natin maappreciate lol,, sana di nila gawin sana matalo air 21!! :DD 




this are the possible scenarios look at this:


* if Alaska and Rain or Shine win the standings would be
 3 . Alaska
 4 . Ginebra
 5 . Rain or Shine
 6 . Bmeg
semis / quarter
 tnt vs bgk/ros
 Gilas vs aces/bmeg

*. if Alaska and San Miguel win
 3 . Alaska
 4 . Ginebra
 5 . Bmeg
 6 . Rain or Shine
Semis / quarter
 tnt vs bgk/bmeg
 Gilas vs aces/ros

*. if Air 21 and Rain or Shine win
 3 . Ginebra
 4 . Rain or Shine
 5 . Air 21
 6 . Alaska
Semis / Quarter
 tnt vs ros/a21
Gilas vs bgk/aces

*. if Air 21 and San Miguel win
 3 . Ginebra
 4 . Air 21
 5 . Alaska
 6 . Rain or Shine
Semis / Quarter
 tnt vs a21/ala
Gilas vs bgk/ros

MAGALING NA ARAW

Balatikin mo ang Buwan :DD

Ine-examin nung doktor 'yung isang pasyente sa Mental Hospital sa pamamagitan ng tanong at sagot.

Doktor: Kung ikaw ay palabasin ko ngayon sa ospital, ano ang iyong unang gagawin?

Pasyente: Titiradorin ko po ang buwan!"

Doktor: Hindi ka pa pwedeng palabasin. E-examinin ulit kita sa paglipas ng anim na buwan.
(Pagkaraan ng anim na buwan, muling inexamin nung doktor ang pasyente.)

Doktor: Kung ikaw ay palabasin ko ngayon sa ospital, ano ang iyong unang gagawin?

Pasyente: Doktor, ako'y magaling na. Pagkalabas ko po sa ospital, ako po ay hahanap ng trabaho upang mamuhay ng magisa.

Doktor: Pag nakahanap ka ng trabaho, ano ang iyong gagawin?

Pasyente: Doktor, ako po ay manliligaw ng isang mabait, masipag at magandang babaeng pwede kong makapiling na panghabang buhay.

Gulat ang Doktor!

Mukhang matino na ang kanyang pasyente! Muli pang nagtanong ang doktor.

Doktor: Pagkatapos n'yong makasal, ano ang iyong gagawin?

Pasyente : Aba, Doktor, kami po ay maghahanimun!!!

Doktor: (Bilib na naman) Ano ang iyong gagawin sa inyong hanimun?

Pasyente: Doktor, huhubarin ko ang blusa at palda ng aking bagong asawa."

Doktor: Pagkatapos....

Pasyente Huhubarin ko ang kaniyang bra at panty.

Doktor: Pagkatapos....

Pasyente: Kukunin ko lahat ng lastiko sa bra at panty at titiradorin ko ang buwan!!!!

TNT (Tago ng Tago)

Dumating si Dan sa Amerika sa tulong nang kanyang kumpare na may kontak sa immigration sa Pilipinas. Medyo tagilid ang papeles niya kaya masyado siyang maingat (TNT). Ayaw man lang lumabas ng bahay si Dan kung hindi kasama ang kanyang kumpare.

Eh minsan, nagsawa na ang kanyang kumpare sa kaaalalay sa kanya. Pareng Dan,Sabi ni kumpareng itinatago ang inis, Heto ang susi ng kotse, at mga credit cards ko. Mag-shopping ka naman sa mall, lumabas ka naman ng bahay nang malibang ka naman. Kung may problema ka, tawagan mo ako sa telepono sa opisina, papasok na ako.

Eto na po, dahil na siguro hiyang-hiya na rin si Dan, kahit nerbiyos na nerbiyos ang kolokoy, sinubukan niyang lumabas. Tuwang-tuwa si tarantado (Dan) sa pamamasyal sa mall. Nakapili ng damit na gusto niya, pero pagdating sa cashier, biglang tanong sa kanya Sir! Visa or MasterCard?

Biglang nataranta at natakot si Dan, todo-panic ika nga! Karipas ng takbo palabas si Dan, dahil sa takot! Aba!, tinamaan ng lintik at hinahanap ang visa ko! sabi ni Dan, Baka nabisto na ako!, Shet! Sakay kaagad siya nang kotse ni kumpare, haruruot!.

Kaso, halos wala nang gas ang sasakyan kaya huminto siya sa isang gas station. Nang maglagay siya nang gas, biglang nagsalita ang cashier sa speaker, Sir! pay first please!. Naku, patay! Papers daw! Hinahanap ang papers ko!

Nagtatakbo si Dan sa maga eski-askinita hanggang makakita siya ng pay phone. Patago-tago siyang lumapit sa pay phone.(hingal)Kailangang...(hingal) ... matawagan ko .... (hingal) si Kumpare ... (hingang malalim, sabay lulon) para masundo niya ako rito ... (hingal).

Pagtaas niya ng telepono, narinig niya, AT&T, how may I help you? ... ..... Aba, Anak ng putakteh!, alam na TNT ako! Buking na ako! Pagbaba niya ng telepono, may amerkanong nakatayo sa likod niya, ang tanong ba naman.....

Are you done?. Napahandusay si Dan sa phone booth. Biglang bulalas, Buray kan ina!, alam pa ang pangalan ko! Sa gulat ng amerikano ..... Hey! be cool, man!, Hinakupo, sabi ni Dan, Alam pa kung taga-saan ako!. Sa matinding takot at nerbiyos ni Dan, nagpahuli na lang siya.
Ngayon si Dan ay nasa Bicol na muli at binansagan siyang si Dan Balikbayan.

Ow!!??

Bakit nga ba kapag ang puso'y tumibok


Kahit na sino pa'y 'di makapanghihimasok? -


Bakit nga ba ang puso'y tila napakapusok


Harangan man ng sibat siguradong bubulusok? -


Bakit nga ba kapag ang puso ay umibig


Walang patumanggang titibok ang dibdib? -


Bakit nga ba ang dagundong ay nakakatulig


Tulad sa isang talon ang lagaslas ng tubig? -


Bakit nga ba sa pag-ibig ay walang pinipilì


Wala itong pagsisisi o pagbabakasakalì? -


Bakit ang pag-ibig, sadyang may itinatangì


Hindi kayang ipaliwanag at tapat ang minimithì? -


Ganyan ang tunay na umiibig, 'di nga ba?


May galak sa tuwina at tapat sa pagsinta!

A Mime in a Zoo

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.

So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.

The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?" 

$200 Bucks

$200 Bucks It Is...
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" 

Differentiate "Manny" to "Money"

Floyd is ranked behind pacquiao on every single recognized pound for pound list. on top of that ring magazine named pacquiao boxer of the decade. is it enough to deal with it???...

PACQUIAO a simple BOXER

To be honest, doesn't matter who's fan you are, if you genuinely think either pacquiao or mayweather "suck" or whatever, you are not a boxing fan. i'm a pacquiao fan, (and I'm a Filipino.) more in terms of how amazing he is as a human being more than anything else, but i just wanna see a fight between them before either one of them is out of their prime, and i'm starting to question whether mayweather's still in his prime judging by his last 2 performance.

To me Manny is 1 of the biggest proud we had in boxing. (I'm not bias) He constantly fights well known boxers that are weight drained, coming off loses or past their peak and paper belts to appear great. Boxers put their lives on the line every time they step into the ring they have the right to know who their getting into the ring with. Steroids don't give you boxing skills but they do make you take shots you couldn't handle before or not get tired easily. this is what I see in Manny his boxing skills are basic at best. His not using any drugs at all, even tho he take alaxan every after fight. xD

Floyd.jr vs DelaHoya: split decision. Pacquiao vs Delahoya: 9th round TKO. floyd.jr vs. Hatton: 9th TKO. Pacuiao vs hatton: 2nd KO. i think Mayweather is nothing if it competed with Pacquiao . Because Manny has been Able to beat top-class boxers but the only thing to argue is all those guys is a Mayweather's left overs and now Manny will face on another Floyd's ex!. Mosley. 

   

Floyd a living COWARD?? 

Floyd is a living coward. he is the biggest coward in boxing and even espn says it. and some fans says floyd will better fight a woman for free but wont fight pacquiao for $20 million dollars. Floyd has ducked and dodged the best for a long time and he is being called a coward by everyone. to be the best you gotta beat the best... not duck the best.  ok im sure we all agree that Floyd is definitely not a model citizen ducking here ducking there wracking womens panty in all night and slap their face anytime he want . but inside the ring he's unstoppable. and to the people who are gonna say "he's a puss he wont fight pacman!". He's made his point already, when pacmans off the juice and willing to take a test to prove it, then its a fair fight-so Mayweather better fight him or thats when you can decide he's a pussy. He has never lost!? when they fight and if and only if he loses can you make an argument he's not the best right now.

BUT Considering boxing as the technique only, Floyd is the best. Considering boxing as heart and the will to fight Paquiao is the number one. What everyone wants is those 2 styles colliding. But gotta take hat to Mayweather, he's the most skilled boxer in history, the way he connects is way out of this world, he's a natural born boxer.